In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
