I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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