Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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