he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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