We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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