ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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