so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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