hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
