fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
