I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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