Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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