please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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