He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Fuck appropriateness.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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