well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
At least life still wants to fuck me.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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