So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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