in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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