apparently the secret to your success is patron
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Randomize