I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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