i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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