I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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