I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
