And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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