ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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