STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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