i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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