drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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