Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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