so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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