Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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