What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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