I puked a lego.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Randomize
