i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
