She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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