i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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