I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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