Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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