The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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