We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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