so that wasnt chicken after all
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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