just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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