he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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