hell yes lets make some ravioli
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
