You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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