I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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