oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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