yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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