oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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