Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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