You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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