ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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