Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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